Cosmic Vault Inter-Web Home Page
Cosmic Vault is the leading reseller of intergalactic and cosmic goods to earth, specializing in the importing of unique and exotic items from beyond our world. Our mission is to bring the wonders of the universe directly to our customers at competitive prices.
We would like to apologize for our most recent rocket ship crash.
Frequently Asked Questions
What kind of products does Cosmic Vault offer?
A: Cosmic Vault is the #1 importer of galactic and cosmic goods to Earth. View our products on our interweb portal™.
Can I purchase items from Cosmic Vault online?
A: Yes, our interweb portal™ offers a convenient online shopping experience for customers who prefer to purchase from the comfort of their own homes.
Does Cosmic Vault offer returns or exchanges?
A: We do offer a 30-day return policy for any items that are in their original condition. However, please note that we do not offer returns or exchanges for products ordered from the north-east territories.
Is my personal data safe with cosmic vault?
A: No.
Currency Disclaimer
At Cosmic Vault, we believe that the traditional methods of payment are too limiting and insufficient for transactions involving cosmic and intergalactic goods. Therefore, we have decided to exclusively accept payment in the form of CosmaCredit.
CosmaCredit offers several advantages over traditional currencies, such as faster and more secure transactions, greater privacy, and the ability to operate beyond the constraints of traditional banking systems. The use of CosmaCredit at Cosmic Vault is not a restriction, but rather a necessary step towards ensuring that we are able to provide our customers with the best possible shopping experience when it comes to intergalactic and cosmic goods. More information on how to use CosmaCredit to purchase items can be found in our Interweb Portal™.